January 2012
December 2011
I’m a gamer, girl
Regional sexting champion
Too Drunk To Funk
All-You-Can-Eat Jimmy Buffett
Unnecessary apostrophe’s
I’m just a ball of pain wearing expensive clothes
Thumbs up if you’re dead inside
I had no idea I’d be spending part of today listening to Nickelback inside a Sunglass Hut
One pant
Nothing reminds me of my youth more than seeing children cry
Nostalgia just isn’t what is used to be
I don’t think I’ve ever cleaned the area behind my ears
kelsey. 15. vermont. random. without ME it’s just AWESO ;D
My body is a testament to years of pain and neglect
I want a girl to see my nudes and still love me
Anonymous asked: i love you blog!!
I don’t have the balls to become a professional juggler
Soul Trainee
Soul Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Soul Plane
Culturally Insensitive White Male Seeks Asian Woman To Have Sex With Atop A Giant Bed Of Rice
Reblog if you’re less and less attractive with every article of clothing you take off
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/me+xDD
I never got to make that joke about Kim Jong-il looking at me looking at Kim Jong-il Looking At Things
Season’s Beatings
I hope my children grow up to be just like me so I can make fun of them for being blundering morons
WatchTrying to establish a relationship with my cat that revolves entirely around awkward sexual tension
WatchMy cat showing zero interest in leftover pizza or abrasive British television
Depressed Male Seeks Horny Immigrant Lover
